nasty, pt. II
posted Mon, September 13, 2010 - 1:38 pm.
from issue #1 of Nasty, sidebar items.
SISTERS BEWARE!!
When you hear these famous pick-up lines from Phil and Andrew:
P & A: Can I take some pictures of you?
A: Wanna help me make some tie-dyes?
P: Will you have my baby?
A: Wanna come over and watch 90210?
P: Have you seen my little black book? ‘
A: Hey, can I buy you a shot of jagermeister?
P: Wanna come over and watch “The punishment of Ann” or “Caligula?”
THE FIVE MOST DISTINGUISHABLE CHARACTERISTICS:
Andrew
hairy chest
“melodic”/lethargic speech
self-proclaimed mysticism
striking resemblance to John Lamb
his taco bell-u
Phil
chocolate milk breath
whining
perverted
his Bette Davis eyes
infatuation with Madonna
(note: for the record, I still say “the punishment of anne” is still a worthwhile movie to watch. “caligula” you could live without seeing.)
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from this point forward instead of saying that's so gay i'm going to say that's so raven.
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@chriswelle i call it all "the other music i like".
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@billburgess village green was a neighborhood of oddities yesterday. granted some were my extended family.
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@billburgess i won't even bring up the old guy on the super fast old guy scooter.
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@billburgess now if the little person that lives in village green would admit you were walking your dog yesterday. http://t.co/LyzHwpWZ
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@billburgess my wife has a pic of the fat guy on the little cycle (it was her brother) but i felt odd taking a photo of the midget.
#true
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yesterday i saw a midget walking a big dog and a 300lb guy on one of those tiny tiny motorcycles.
#trueButNoPhotographicProof
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you know what's good. real fuckin' good. avocado that's what. fucking avocados are damn good.
#fuckingavocados
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hahahahahahahahaha. “
@KristinaRosexxx: I feel like John Travolta and I have a lot in common.”
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bike to work week so i rode my bike to the end of my driveway and back. i want to be involved.
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One of the best games ever. I am backing this. Carmageddon!!!
http://t.co/wAHG9bdV
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Book World in DL has great magazine selection and friendly staff. bought MRR & Resource.
#thingstodoinDL
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buy used original stormtrooper action figure at The Toy Finder
#thingstodoinDL
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have fresh maple long John from Blakey
#thingstodoinDL
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buy books at thrift store.
#thingstodoinDL
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@chriswelle what do you mean want?
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